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Hello! Thanks for checking out our website!
We're glad you've clicked and browsed your way to our online site, possibly in need of a rest from all that running around you do. Or maybe you're at a loose end and thought you'd cheer yourself up by doing something a bit different, we're not sure. Anyway, come on in. Put your feet up. Grab a coffee and have a nosey around.
If you're looking for something specific, it might be under our top secret client only sections, so don't forget to ask us for a login. If you're not a client, pretend you never heard any of that... Top secret stuff? What us? No idea what you're on about... (nudge nudge...)
If you're a lovely media person, and lets face it, most media people are, (lovely that is) the answer to your question is probably...
- yes, we do represent that company,
- no, they don't need any more advertising,
- yes, please run lots of our articles free of charge,
- colour what fees?
- yes, you can call us back in 6 months,
- no, nothing will have changed
And if, by some strange co-incidence, you're the old dear that keeps ringing and asking us if we're the hairdresses, no we're not and no, we didn't used to be, but we could probably squeeze you in on Wednesday. Shall we say 2pm?
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